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me: *goes into the living room*
family: wow you actually came out of your room
me: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh)

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs)

joshpeck:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

dogs are incredible
schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!
just-for-grins:

Awww he fell asleep!